Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,080 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (290/295 points)
Start The Game
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/475 points)
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Destroy the painting
Try the game out on a phone
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/160 points)
Yep, you FROZE!!
Kill 50 enemies on a single run
Kill 100 enemies on a single run
Kill 300 enemies on a single run
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 4/7 (85/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 9/27 (45/470 points)
Complete World 1-1
Complete World 1-2
Complete World 1-3
Complete World 2-1
Complete World 2-2
Complete World 2-3
Complete World 3-1
Complete World 3-2
Complete World 3-3
Complete World 4-1
Complete World 4-2
Complete World 4-3
Escape the Code Monster
Defeat the Code Monster
Survive against the drone for 60 seconds
Find Golden Pixel #1
Find Golden Pixel #2
Find Golden Pixel #3
Find Golden Pixel #4
Find Golden Pixel #5
Find Golden Pixel #6
Find all 11 Gems
Deliver the burger
Deliver the apple
Deliver the ice cream
Deliver the pancakes
Complete the game with a rank of A+
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Check Out The Credits!